Already did his part for the survival of the Austrian retirement plan by fathering four children (to date). Drives, maintains and looks after the band bus and the band’s account and is furthermore the canniest and the wisest member of the band, a fact that can clearly be attributed to his seniority. He doesn’t drink or smoke, is respected and admired by all and offers advice and words of comfort in any situation. Consequently, this commendable and irreproachable citizen is our "president".
